What movies have not aged well?
09.06.2025 07:27

Moonraker
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
-”She is very sexyful!”
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-All the bad guys are black.
Goldfinger
Octopussy
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-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
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-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
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-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
Diamonds Are Forever
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-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
A View to a Kill
Dr No
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-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
-Bond slapping Tracy.
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-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
-”Ah so!”
Live and Let Die
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
You Only Live Twice
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
The Man with the Golden Gun
From Russia With Love
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
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-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
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-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.